My name is Yoshi.* I am a former student of West Heritage Elementary, Class of 2002-- in fact, I was among those few "Original Eagles" who started kindergarten when it opened, survived the split that would later create East Heritage, and bore witness to all the shenanigans that ensued through the end of 5th grade.
This is my tell-all blog.
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I object to the use of the word “contract” in the context of kids and schools. Specifically, there are two instances in which “contract” is being misused at the expense of the child: Behavioral contracts, and homework contracts. When used … Continue reading
So I went flipping through the teacher pages at the West Heritage official site and I find out that they did away with Kindergarten Graduation. Let me guess. Budget cuts? No, it’s been replaced with “Fun in the Sun” day… … Continue reading
Oh, hello. For some reason I wandered away from this lovable trainwreck. Let’s do something about that. Today we visit the impossible feat that is the imposition of Silent Lunch. I am unhappy to report that West Heritage was not … Continue reading
Today’s post/memory dump is brought to you by a Jezebel.com article about a school that could possibly top old West Heritage in the WTF department as far as lunchtime practices go. Per the original article, the school punishes students for … Continue reading
When I was at West Heritage, there was a bus, but I didn’t get to ride it because it was for the kids who lived too far from the school (and as of 5th grade and beyond, not far enough … Continue reading
This is more of a fun, YouTube-y post than me flailing and WTF-ing over why things were so weird. School and music go hand in hand more than you think. It wasn’t even about band. (We didn’t even get a … Continue reading
I grew up back when schools began flirting with high-stakes testing. West Heritage, being an experimental sort, was sure to take part in these shenanigans. Back then, the yearly tests were called “CTBS” (California Test for Basic Skills) and while … Continue reading
This was the message that West Heritage ultimately carved into my very soul at the end of my stay. Between having misanthropic parents (well, it was mostly my mother) and being the nerdy, boring fat girl who played video games, … Continue reading
It goes by many names. Star of the Week. Student of the Week. Whatever. (Star was reserved for Kindergarten, the rest used Student, and in fifth grade a third tier, “Student of the Month,” was added.) I have a special, … Continue reading